Monday, December 7, 2009

Play with fire.

Wow, it's dusty here /: . Hello blog, I've missed you (:

SPM made me distant with this blog. Me sorry (: Anyway, a lot of things has happened this past few months. Things that are both good and bad, sweet and bitter. The good memories I will keep and cherish, but the bad ones I will pour em' all right here baby! Haha, what? You'd think I'd let them go without some good bashing first? Well, think again ;DD

I think I'll go with the most recent event that happened.

Let's call this loser nodick. How do I begin. Hmm.. Ok, so, before this, WAYY before this, nodick was a very sweet friend. Although he was flirty, but he was still a good friend. He comforted me, I comforted him, I listen to his problems, he listens to my problems. Oh yeah, it was all good. But it came to one point when I got sick of him cuz he treated me like his frikin girlfriend. Why's that? Oh. Cuz his then-girlfriend was a bitch to him (which now I know why, and I support her bitchiness towards him now).

So we got distant. But although that. we were still tight. Anyway, one fine day, this person, (let's call him bigyellowteeth) with a damn big ego and a temper to go with it, we got into a fight. Because of one silly thing. OMG, seriously, be a man and stop being pissed off about little things. Bigyellowteeth went out on a mission to sabotage me. But I wasn't sabotaged. I'm still standing, asshole. So now, I have a problem with bigyellowteeth.

Then came another one fine day. Me and nodick got distant, and now, he flirts with my bestfriend. Ofc my bestie got annoyed, I mean who wouldn't? It's like he's stalking her on FB. Trying to act all cool and popular. PUH-LEASE! Anyway, he keeps on commenting her posts and things. So my bff asked me to comment back to him, to get him annoyed and angry and terasa. Something like that. And I did. My comment wasn't even harsh, and he went on a rage. Well, there's nothing to expect, I mean he is a nodick sissy after all. Little things can trigger his anger, like a girl on a PMS-y day.

I should've saved all the pathetic comments he made on me. Let me recall back what he said, and rant about it;

1) First of all, why are you even in between me and bigyellowteeth's problems? What are you, his mother? Why do you need to be the middle man? You need to show you're cool? Need to show that 'Oh everyone look at me! I'm backing up my buddy yaw! I am like the most royal friend everrr! Who wants to be my friend!'

2) Secondly, who cares if I don't have any friends! Who fucking cares if people in school hates me! WHO FUCKING BLOODY CARES! Because I know the ones who hates me, and those people are like 0.000001% of the school's population. I don't care cuz I don't need them, I don't depend on them, heck I'm not even close and I don't even know them! They're all YOUR friends, so ofc they're on your side! GOD, ARE YOU DUMB?! Wait, why do I need to ask? Ofc you're dumb.

3) Referring to no2, WOW. like what he says,' EVERONE IN SCHOOL HATES YOU'. Sheesh man (oops, I mean woman), like I fucking care! They're not even my friends to begin with. And diorang tu siapa lah sangat. -.- Anyway, unlike you, even if I don't have friends in school (which is a total bullshit), AT LEAST I have parents at home. Unlike nodick. Ofc he has to look for love in school among his friends, that's because he has no love waiting for him at home! Even his gf dumped him. HAH. Nodick is a showoff in sch, but a big loner at home. Lives only with his granny, no parents to give him attention. Oh wait! He does have attention, his parents just throws him money! Yeah! That's attention alright!

4) Moving on, I just have NO idea why he is so against me. I did NOTHING to him, Yup, NOTHING (except if you were to call 'I annoyed him on FB because bff asked me to' is something, which is totally NOT!). I did mentioned it to him, what's up with him against me, and his answer was as pathetic as he is, 'Because I am doing what I am supposed to'. WHATTHEFARKK... -.- That is not even an excuse! I have nothing against him and so does he, and he insults me because it's '..what I am supposed to do'. What kind of person (boy, specifically) diss, mock and insult (a girl) because of nothing! Seriously! That excuse he gave was PURE LAME. Just because I have a problem with his friend, he has to kacau daun. Ofc la right? Dia kan kawan setia..

5) Ok, one thing that really made me laugh when we were fighting on FB was when he said, 'I know you are smart, but you are smart in studies, but not smart in life'. O.o WHOA. Big applaud for mr philosophy! Give him a standing ovation people! He's smart in life! He's saying that he is so 'famous, popular and has looaaadddsss of friends' is because he is smart in life. Wth. I actually laughed and slapped my hand on my forehead for those stupid words. Hello mr nodick, what have you achieved in life so far? Oh wait, don't answer that,, You have achieved NOTHING! :DD WOAHH! So much for those words, LOSER! First he says he's stupid in his studies, then he says he's smart in life. Now how can that be... Hmm.. A person who is smart in life, bullies girls. Way to go, champ! But then again, society needs people like him, stupid folks like him brings the SPM graph down :D Then we can all get free A's. Haha, weee~ Say yes to stupid people!

6) You know the feeling when you get tired of layan-ing people, you just STOP TALKING. It's not that you're scared, it's cuz you're just too lazy to waste time fighting and quarrelling over nothing! Yea, that kind of feeling. This very 'pandai' dude, accuse me of being scared because a) I didn't fight back, I deleted the comments, and b) I deleted him on my friends list. Agh, celver boy, don't you get it?! I did those things because I AM LAZY TO LAYAN YOU. Layaning people like him is a total waste of time. Seriously! No matter how badly you try to reason with him, he just keeps on shooting like a a hunter's day at the forest. So because of that, he stands triumph because he thinks that he has won the war just because I backed down. Well, you can't expect much anyway, he IS stupid after all. Ofc he'll act that way. That's what people who are stupid in studies but 'smart' in life does! They stand tall over they're fruitless war.

7) I really don't get this guy. You know the quote, 'do good with bad'? I did that to him, and he just ignores it. Yup. I tried to reason myself with him, tried to be nice, but he just broke down my wall of niceness. His pigheadedness took over him. I mean, cmon, school life is over! College life is starting! We shouldn't be fighting! But nooo,, he just HAS to win against a fight with a girl. I have no idea who or what he is trying to prove. It was just plain annoying. I told you, we have nothing against each other, like seriously! But like I said, (and like what he said), he is stupid after all.

8) Moving on, this dude, he just LOVE to diss other people's looks and bodies. He calls me flat and no balls up and down. What do you know! Have you actually SEEN my insides? Have you TOUCHED them?? What, you have X-ray vission? A little advice, look in the mirror and and take a good look at yourself first before you mock other people's bodies. It's god-given, how can you mock what God has given to humans? It's like mocking a bird for having wings! Well, if he hasn't looked in the mirror yet, let me point out his flaws - potbelly, short, fat, chubby (not in a cute way), girl's legs, oh yeah, and NO BALLS.

9) Also, I almost forgot. Nodick speaks the WORST english i have ever heard. Dah la bajet Melayu, English pun haprak! Lagi nak gaduh macam babi. I had trouble trying to decipher his sentences, his grammar was all over the place! I told him that I didn't understand what he is trying to say, and he claims that, 'Yala, ofc you don't understand what I'm saying, that's cuz you only speak BITCH language'. Firstly, EVERY GIRL HAS THEIR BITCHY SIDE. Secondly, it doesn't matter wether it's bitch language or loser language or NODICK language, his english is seriously BAD! Like apek jual sayur!

10) LASTLY, he says on FB (got the info from an insider :P) that he DOESN'T CARE that I deleted him on FB (he didn't just say that ofc, he said some other nonsense about me). Dude, if you really 'DON'T CARE', then why do you have to penat2 track down the person who deleted you, and then diss them some more on your post? When people 'don't care', they WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. But noo,, nodick 'doesn't care' so much until he has to find the person who deleted him, and that's not enough, he has to insult the person who deleted him on his fb post. Yup. That's how much he 'DOESN'T CARE'. Nodick is truly a stupid loser.

I realized that if he took my comment as a joke, this shit wouldn't have started. But what can I do, God made him sissy and sensitive.

Well, I guess that's all for my ranting. Til' the next post ya'll! (; Byeeeeeee